Lehnga

When your in a situation that’s so fucked up, you might as well put on lingerie as you’re getting screwed regardless.

Friend: Bro I went to go see this girl 2 hours away and then her dad wouldn’t let her leave the house

Me: Wow that’s a serious lehnga fam.

Friend: I’m getting married.

Me: You might as well wear a lehnga fam because without a prenup, you’re fucked!

No Diddy

A word used to show that whatever you did no matter how gay isn't gay as long as you say no Diddy. Found in 2025 when P Diddy’s sexual assault homo news came out. Used when your about to do or say something gay. Saying no Diddy is the new pause.

Me: all my homies are gonna come no Diddy

Friend: I had a long hard day no Diddy

AGD

Attention Ghandhua Disorder (AGD) was founded by Dr Suby which results in the patient always wanting to one up others when it comes to anything and everything. This applies to any situation in which the patient will always claim to be better or do better. Research indicates that this is often derived from insecurity and a high level ego.

Disorder can often cost patients close relationships once it becomes more and more frequent. Once diagnosed the patient will be in denial and refuse to accept they have AGD. Patients also pull out facts out of their ass to prove they are right and will remain ignorant to any evidence that does not support their argument. Until ego is dropped AGD will not go away.

Dr Suby: It took me 7 years to become a Doctor

AGD Patient: I would become a doctor way faster than you. My uncle in Pakistan become a doctor way quicker than that bro.

Dr Suby: I won several awards

AGD Patient: Those awards mean nothing i've won way more and so has my uncle in Pakistan

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slaproast

A tribal preparation ritual, where the genitals are vigorously slapped over a bonfire, before going to war against hedge funds by buying and holding stocks like GME or AMC.

Wallstreet: What are your moves tomorrow?

Investors: slaproasting before I go balls deep in GME shares and calls

Raat Guznini

A term used to express that the night will never pass until a junkie has sniffed at least a .6 of cocaine.

Billy: Every night I sniff .6 RAAT GUZNINI

Me: Bro you gotta take it easy or your papa will find out

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Rana

Any individual over the age of 15, who inappropriately talks to or hangs out with underage girls or boys, is classified as a RANA.

Mubashir: Yo those girls look sweet lemme go holla at em!

Me: Chill bro they look underage, you Rana

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Karachan

Offensive term used to describe someone form Karachi by true Lahori men. Karachans often use phrases like Abhay Yaar and Behnchode and Aray.

Yo Salman just touched down from karachi what a karachan

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