A zodiac sign that indicates someone who is psychotic and irrational, typically a 15 year old horoscope girl. Used satirically by people who donât believe in astrology against people who use their starsign as an excuse for being a bitch
Horoscope girl: âhey iâm sorry i cheated on you and fucked your dad but iâm an asparagus, itâs just how i amâ
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