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Snapbackable

Whether or not a Pussy has the elasticitical ability to snap back either after childbirth and or repeated well hung pounding.

She hasn't had sex in 2 years so I was expecting an orgasmic tight resistance when I entered her but it was like putting my cock in a warm glass of water and at that moment I knew that her Pussy was absolutely not in any way Snapbackable.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016


PortaPorn

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 14, 2016


PortaPorn

Any mobile device you watch free internet porn on anywhere you want at any time you want.

I jacked off in the woods today thanks to my PortaPorn.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 14, 2016


Hummbummer

A disappointing absolutely horrific blow job.

As many cocks as she's sucked I was expecting orgasmic bliss when she unzipped me but imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be the worst 'Hummbummer'ever!

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016


DickDiggler

A real slut that can't get enough dick.

Man, you would never believe that that innocent looking, pretty, shy Mormon girl Deena was such a 'DickDiggler', I mean every dude I ever knew has fucked her!

by 'Mr.Elektrek' July 3, 2016

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Fuckvert

Short for a perverted fucker.

Did you see all those sex toys and machines at Chesters house? Ya, who would of thought a nerdy techy like him would be such a horny closet 'Fuckvert'

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016


Park and Fark

To take your date to the park, find a secluded area, park and Fuck in the car.

I'm so horny for you and I'm a little short on cash right now but I know this spot down on the river where we can go 'Park and Fark'.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016