Gacknasty

When she is so hideous to look At that it makes the back of your throat want to Gack

She was so beautiful before her meth habit turned her into a gacknasty whore.

PARN Pic

PARN Pic is an acronym hybrid for:
Post
A
Right
Now

Picture
Take a selfie right now and post it so I can Make sure the one you have on your dating profile isn't 10 years old and actually you.

"I'm interested in your profile and find you very attractive in your profile pics and would love to get to know you better. If you feel the same please message me back. Oh ya, can you please include in your response a few PARN Pics?" They are going to assume you meant Porn Pics and when they sent a nasty response to you you explain the acronym and it's innocents you'll get a date.

Clitwiched

When your sandwiched between 2 naked girls eating their pussies you are 'Clitwiched'

Sorry dude but the reason I didn't hear you when you called was because I was 'Clitwiched' between your sister Deena and your wife.