hand wash the delicates

a term referring to manual copulation of a female, aka finger-banging or heavy petting, sometimes used in the possessive tense

That guy's been checking you out all night; I think he wants to hand wash the delicates.

We didn't sleep together, but I let him hand wash my delicates.

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Reach Around

a back-handed compliment

A: You guys will definitely win the election. People always vote for funny over substance.

B: Wow, that guy just gave you the reach around!

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