danger wank

starting to masturbate while parked at red lights and having to cum before they are green again

i danger wanked at the lights the other day, went straight into the back of a van, then i drove off

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pybus

to do a 'pybus' is to touch a young women, without their consent, and against their will, women are usually still in their teens and are by law, protected virgins.

Adam: My sister got pybus'd last night.
Dan: Why? I thought she was a teen virgin.
Adam: She WAS!

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summery

'to feel like summer'

Jamie: Saw a bumblebee today
Adam: So?
Jamie: Means its gettin' summery

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gash

term for the female genitalia

'get your gash out'

'flash your gash'

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