loonyversary

n. pl. loon·i·ver·sa·ries

1. the date on which an event, such as being asked out, occurred in some previous month
2. the ridiculous celebration of this
(shortened from Middle English lunatik, from Old French lunatique, from Latin lunaticus, from luna, moon + Latin vertere to turn)

Person A: I am going to celebrate my 3-month loonyversary with my sweetheart tonight.

Person B: You guys are so cute, it's sickening.

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couster

female cousin that is more like a sister

My cousins and sisters are so close we're cousters.

grandpuppy

one's child's dog

Captions on photos:

(1) My handsome grandpuppy Jammer. He loves his Gama.

(2) My grandpuppy Lestat... He likes it when Gama and Gampie go see him.

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maunt

motherly aunt

I was so sad when I didn't have my mother but then my maunt looked after me.

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sexmate

your most compatible sexual partner

I don't know if we're soulmates, but I'm sure we're sexmates.

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sexmergency

n. pl. sex·mer·gen·cies
1. A serious situation or occurrence involving sex that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate action.
2. A condition of urgent need for action or assistance regarding sex: a state of sexmergency.
adj.
For use during sexmergencies: sexmergency condom supplies.

Guy to his roommate: "Dude, you've gotta let me use the room tonight, it's a sexmergency!"

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