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Snowboarders

Assholes

Fucking Snowboarders.

by ( . )( . ) plus vagina = happy November 2, 2019

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Clown

What stalks me in my sleep.

Me: "Last night I saw Johnny the clown peering through my window. Then he ate my cat."

by ( . )( . ) plus vagina = happy October 24, 2019


Rooftop Mayeda

A shitty school in the sheltered hills of San Francisco. Near Twin Peaks it consists of about 4 smart kids per class, 5 average level students, and the rest are a bunch of Jackasses who think they are cool. They are completely unprepared for high school because it is a K-8. The school dances suck and the counselors look like perverts. About 250 kids, all who think that THEY ARE THE SHIT.

Student: "I went to Rooftop!"
Smart Person: "Rooftop Mayeda?!"
Student: "Yeah"
Smart Person: "... Isn't that for special kids?"

by ( . )( . ) plus vagina = happy October 7, 2019