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Pronunciation: Mong(like bong)-er-- Monger
Typically used in Australian suburban settings, where one person will call someone who may have intellectual or other mental disabilities or disorders a monger. Often used figuratively and exaggeratively for someone who is simply doing something which you might imagine a brain-dead person lacking a conscious doing.
Often used on Paul Fenech's Australian TV Show Housos.
"Jack you fucking monger stop screaming at the fucking pipes!"
HOLDEN TUFF FFFUCKIN STATO CUUUUUNT SICK SKIDS IN THE VS COMMOOOOOOO
"TOUGH STATESMAN BUILD QUALITY FUCKIN BUILT WITH SPANNERS NOT CHOPSTICKS AMIRITE MATE FUCKIN BRILLIANT MIGHTY IRON LION FUCKIN PUSHROD TECHNOLOGY TWO THOUSAND HORSEPOWAAA"
Hungry Jacks but only in Australia. (Burger King is US)
Talking out yer arse; simply untrue or absurd, or unjustifiably rude or unnecessary.
1:
Grandpa: You're a bitch (slaps chick)
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
2:
George: I got a new dog and he runs bloody quick, innit?
Grandpa: I run quicker than yer pathetic dog it's slow as shit.
George: Grandpa, that was out of pocket!
17π 11π
It is something so weird, confusing, bad, pathetic that goes straight past the point of being ironically funny and just leaves you feeling empty like you want to laugh but there just isn't enough to laugh at. Quite often describes Indian social media posts.
10π 1π
A Nissan R32 Skyline GT-R. Particularly at Bathurst.
"And Godzilla dominates the mountain again at the 1992 Tooheys 1000!"
Halfway down the toaster is when you feel absolutely f*cking cooked or 'toasted'. Australian slang for hungover, depressed, tired, drunk, high, or just feel like shit.
Damo Jnr: "Fuuuuuuck me cunt, I am just halfway down the fucking toaster tonight"
Daxon: "So you don't want to hit up the RSL?"
Damo Jnr: "Fuck off you shitcunt, I just fucking told you I'm halfway down the toaster!"