stock and barrel

Generic; plain; ordinary.

Employee: "We need some stock and barrel photos for this PowerPoint presentation."

Boss: "What?"

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Mexipwn

To be completely and utterly pwned by a trip to Mexico. Usually involving severe diarrhea in the form of Montezuma's Revenge. In special cases may involve crapping a chupacabra.

Someone: Just got back from Cancun. I've been camping out in the bathroom.

Someone else: Ooooh. Mexipwnt?

Someone: Yeah.

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in heat

Mad as hell. About to lay the smack down on some triflin' bitch.

Them's fighting words. She musta been in heat when she said that about Billy's gimp leg.

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