Hiznoose

Central scotland origin a mixture of broad scots and dubble dutch. First occurance's of dialect sprung up in Carluke,lanarkshire.

Wer's tha Ganj Hendy? Aw fuck, ah left it in the Hiznoose.

*also see
Siznair " Aah ma stomachs siznair"
Whizznitey " He's just Whizzniteyed"

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shizzle

fo sho...or also used to say shit

that ass is bangin
"fo shizzle"
oh shizzle my nizzle

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choong

someone who is highly appealing to you in looks. Another word for buff.

Omd, dat boy is ovvvvva choong.

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blanche bonin

my little baby!!!! i love her so much. so everyone can just fuck off!!!

i love you blanche

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wideo

A person who thinks he can "tak' the jaw aff ye"

Hink yer a wideo ya wee dick?

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jamieism

What up, we's God and Jesus, innit. Word up to this Jamieism shit, we be converting, word! Peace out.
P.S. Christianity: We's coming to shoot your block up.

Gets some guns, find some mother fucking christians, shoot their rides, cribs and bitches up! Yeah criggers, take that you bitches!
Peace out!

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