Brooklin Bitch

A Brooklin man obsessed with having the perfect white picket fence life, tells everyone he’s wealthy but actually works at Lowe’s and can’t afford to live there without his wife’s white collar income. His wife calls him out on his shit and when he doesn’t get what he wants calls her a Brooklin Bitch.

To keep up the elusion of wealth, Husband wants to buy a $85K pickup truck. Wife says “we can’t afford that”. Husband states “you’re nothing more than a Brooklin Bitch”.