focker

'focker' or 'fock off' or 'fock you' is what chavs say instead of fuck. Their mentality is that of a two year old and their speech has not yet developed.
see also goff

chav-'oh you, fockin mosh 'ead goff, get out my fockin way you focker, or i is gonna bang you ou'.

Normal dude-sorry, dont speak that language, try english, eh?

chav-donts' be cheeky now, or ils' bang you out like, innit?

Normal dude-what did you say you were in?

chav-come on then

*normal dude walks off*

chav-sholid, yah, innit bhled that wo' i fort.

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