How to Spot a Sloane:
purposely messed up {normally blonde but can differ} hair,
pashmina around the neck,
dolly shoes {ballet pumps},
skinny jeans {not to be mistaken as the black ones emos wear},
mini skirts with ugg boots,
wish they lived in sloane square,
posh,
up their own arse,
shop in primark because they wish they were rich and pretend to but actually arn't,
talk about "daddy" alot,
wear huge ugly sunglasses on their messed up hair,
large leather {or fake leather} bags,
curled around man sloanes,
etc...
look out for pashmina wearing, dolly shoe wearing, hair messer uppery, sloanes!
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