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When you're told your Penis is to small
Girl "is it in yet"
Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*
The phrase a guy should never say to his girlfriend
Girlfriend: (about password) you gotta make sure v it's long enough
Boyfriend: that's what she said!
Girlfriend: *slaps*
Objectives for a relationship
Also known as the four f's:
1) french
2) feel
3) finger
4) fuck
Friend 1: where you got to on the base system
Friend 2: I got to fourth base with ma gal last night
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