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markitta

Markitta is a strict Christian woman. Following every word of the Bible, she wears skirts and dresses often. She wants to move as far away as possible from her strict parents. She likes listening to Elvis Presley and hopes to someday serve as a pastoress at a church.

"Markitta is sitting on the toilet."

by :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing April 7, 2023

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raccoontheemo

Racoon the emo is very emo. They love candoy and LOVE eyeliner. They are so very emo. Candoy is the only way to be friedns with them. Give them cnadoy and they will be your bee eff eff in a jiffy.

Raccoontheemo is very emo candoy.

by :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing April 13, 2022

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Troutlawla

This guy could be great but could also be the dumbest guy you ever met. He makes his friends call him trout and is embarrassingly stupid. It is dangerous how stupid this guy is.

Troutlawla gives handies for free

by :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing April 24, 2023


Kenny

I man of many wonders. He loves man and takis and finds himself often combining the two. The men in his life are negative 45. He has no friends that are guys because he naturally repels men. But don't worry, you can always count on Kenny to make fun of you.

"Kenny fucked my bitch"

by :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing April 24, 2023