Stoner

Anyone by the name of John is considered a stoner. He will say he is not one when he most definitely is. He will say he enjoys alcohol more, but he knows deep, deep down that his heart leans towards the amazingness of getting high as fuck.

DUDE: Are you a stoner?
JOHN: Nah man, I love me some Henney tho!
DUDE: What's your name?
JOHN: John

DUDE: Ohhhhh ok then.

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