Uncle Bill

Creepy Family member most likely to molest anyone he can. The funny Uncle nobody trusts. The uncle who Volunteers to play Santa. May or may not be obsessed with Sean Connery. A "Billy".

"Even Though Uncle Bill had a lean swimmer's body, Lex HATED sitting on his lap"

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Flipped her pad

an unspeakably angry woman. The type of anger that results from putting on a maxi pad "adhesive side" up when you have a hangover and your period at the same time.

"I think she missed the sexual harassment. I cut her off cold turkey and she flipped her pad"

Spaghetti Felcher

(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni

I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you