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When someone feels envy/jealousy that someone has a purpose in life.
I was feeling so much purpose envy when I found out my new neighbor is committed to solving world hunger & I am committed to watch EVERYTHING on Netflix!!!
What happens to your hair after being at Burning Man for a couple of days.
After a few days at Burning Man everyone is proudly sporting their Playa Hair!
Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.
People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!
If you are worried about daily tasks you donât understand rich people magic.
If you have to ask the price, you arenât rich people magic.
If you donât get attention immediately and you donât get pissed, you are not rich enough!
Making sure that you go to a party/wedding very content by having a pre party orgasm.
Hey baby! Are you down for a pre party orgasm before we leave for the wedding?
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Someone that you decide is worth having a second date with.
Yo Michael! I just finished my first date with Rihanna and she is totally secondatable!!!
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