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Ballet Buns

The muscular sexy butt that is common amongst ballet dancers.

Her/His sexy ballet buns are a sight to behold!

by @BigMac June 15, 2023


Hanukkunnilingus

Performing cunnilingus on a Jewish woman every night of Hanukkah. 🕎
It is considered a Mitzvah. Mazel Tov!
Hat tip to the gift giver!

On the 8th night of Hanukkunnilingus she was hoping that there was a 9th night of Hanukkah! 😜

by @BigMac May 16, 2023


Pre Party Orgasm

Making sure that you go to a party/wedding very content by having a pre party orgasm.

Hey baby! Are you down for a pre party orgasm before we leave for the wedding?
😈

by @BigMac July 1, 2023


Rich people magic

Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.

People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!

If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.

If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.

If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!

by @BigMac April 24, 2024


secondatable

Someone that you decide is worth having a second date with.

Yo Michael! I just finished my first date with Rihanna and she is totally secondatable!!!
😎

by @BigMac March 25, 2023