Titty Prison

1. An alternate name for a bra, usually C-cup or larger. The wiring, the mesh, the wing, the side seam and the cup keep the best part of her trapped inside like being imprisoned

2. A manmade cage for a ladies undergarments

Alexie got home from work late, and couldn't wait to get her "titty prison" off .

Tinashe was on a zoom meeting and forgot her "titty prison" that morning, now there are too many side chats with her co workers

Empty Hole Syndrome

Pertains to single moms (usually divorced) with adult kids that need a good orgasm provided

1. Missy has been suffering from Empty Hole Syndrome since the divorce, maybe Cruz was right about her needing to get some.

2. Sarah gave up on men after the divorce, she's been out with Becky every weekend since her son left for college, that should cure her Empty Hole Syndrome

punching the midnight squirrel

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).

NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.

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