Jonathan'd

The act of indulging in a range of Class A drugs whilst trying to socialise, communicate and mingle with a range of characters in a civilised fashion- and failing miserably. Said act usually would be found taking place around many of the bars around the Finnieston area of Glasgow's westend

The cunt was as high as kite, he was proper Jonathan'd!

The cunt was chewing wasps, he was in full-on Jonathan mode!

Dirty Ronan

The act of receiving fellatio from a hungry Pug while wearing a ginger Afro and listening intently to the back catalogue of Gary Numan and The Tubeway Army.

The cunt was high as a kite, he was in full Dirty Ronan mode!

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