Bukowski

A Bokowski (also bokovski) is a freaky bald male. A bukowski is know for his bushy eyebrows, horrible constipation issues, and mighty miserable sexual life.
Bukowski is also used as an exclamation for a fucked up situation.

Person 1: "oh shit,

I just stepped in dog poop"
Person 2: "fuck bro, that's so bukowski"