Masterbulence

(noun) - when the plane begins to rock, I begin to beat my cock.

bill "wtf john! are you jerking off!?"

john "you feel that bill? its not just materbation, its masterbulence!

bill "your the sickest person i know"

masturbance

Being interrupted while masturbating.

1.) My mom walked in on me while I was masturbating. It was a total masturbance.

2.) The phone was a masturbance. It kept ringing so I couldn't finish masturbating until later.

3.) You're like a cock blocker for masturbating. Get out of my room. This is a masturbance.

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