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Folded Meat Sandwich

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.

I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!

by @octopusapocalypse May 29, 2018


Rinsed her off

To lick ejaculate off a women's body. To remove semen using one's mouth and tongue.

She rinsed her off slowly, tasting all of his cum.

by @octopusapocalypse September 22, 2016

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Folded meat

The attempt to place one's flacid penis into a vagina. Usually by means of rough fold or smash-n-mash against the vagina.

We couldn't have sex because he went folded meat on me.

by @octopusapocalypse May 5, 2018