Trumpet

The loudest and most annoying instrument in the band. Trumpets have a sworn enemy between the clarinets and flutes. Generally loud and obnoxious and the people who play them are the same way. They can never play in tune and if something goes wrong with a performance, it was their fault. Don't be a trumpet.

Me: Dude, the trumpets are fucking up again. We haven't even played 3 measures yet.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.