orgasm

What your girlfriend does when she comes over to my house.

"Oh, you're going out with her? That bitch had her first orgasm at my house."

oooo burrrn

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Tony

This one really fucking adorable guy who goes to my school. He's Italian (of course) and he has curly, dark hair and eyes that I cannot get out of my head.
Damnit.
Tony.
Get out of my head.
He's pretty much good at everything {drama, track, grades} so I'm pretty sure if he wasn't so fucking cute (and ridiculously ticklish) I would hate his guts.
(ILU TONY!<3)

Effing A, Tony's not in any of my classes 'cause he's graduating early. Oh well. It's probably a good thing, now I'll be able to actually focus on school.

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