Lucozade

A drink very very very high in sugar.

Wow! I'm hyper now, after all that Lucozade!

Glargle

1. A noise one makes when awakening from a long sleep.

2. A noise one makes upon seeing a squirrel.

1.
Sleeping Beauty arose from her sleep, after kissing the prince, "Glargle..."

2.
Lesley: Oo! Look, a squirrel!
Max: Glargle.

Clarky

Some one who is sexy, but in a very subtle way.

Person One: Woah, that bloke over there is fit!
Person Two: No, he's more clarky than fit.
Person One: I agree.

lol

Used in awkward convosation with someone whom you are not familer with.

You: How was ur day?
Me: Crappy, lol
You: Wat r u havin 4 dinner?
Me: Pizza lol
You: lol