Couric

The standard measuring unit for human faeces.
1 Couric is approximately 2.5 lbs of excrement.
Taken from South Park, Season 11 Episode 9 “More Crap”.

“It is a tremendous crap, Mr. Marsh. Your crap officially weighs 8.6 Courics.”

“Look at the crap I took all those years ago. Bono is now almost 6 feet tall and over 80 Courics in weight. No matter how you look at it, he IS still the record.”

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The Book

Facebook. This internet fad has grown to the level of popularity where it does not require distiction from other books, much like Kylie, Beyonce, Bono or Hitler.

Pers1: Are you on The Book?
Pers2: What book?
Pers1: THE Book. Facebook...? What other book is there?

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pyramid

Pyramid Rock Festival. A New Year's music festival held on Phillip Island, Victoria, Australia. 2 days of fun, frivolity and getting fucked up, with the help of bands, booze and beaches.

Dude, are you coming to Pyramid this year? Last year was awesome! I passed out after 4 hours and missed the entire first night of bands. It was still worth the $, though.

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mental blank

The occurrence of temporarily forgetting something that's in the back of your mind, somewhere. An embarrassing situation encountered when required to remember somebody’s name or when you’re a quiz show contestant.

Oh man! I thought a phrase to look up on UD earlier, but now that I'm on the site I can’t remember what the hell it was. Damn mental blank!

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facebook addict

Noun. (See also facebook slut). A person who spends more time one face book making "friends" than spending time in the real word interacting with their real life friends.

Bec's become a facebook addict. She's more interested in increasing her friends count than spening time with us people who see her in person.

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cluster

A series of small events or actions.

Taken from Australian cricket commentary, refering to the grouping of where each ball lands on the pitch during an over.

Good cluster Warnie!

Dave:"I tripped over, stubbed my toe and spilt my beer."
Mark:"That's a bad cluster. You're gonna have a bad time."

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a-style

N. Motorcyle attire company A-Style

V. Anal sex

Dude, I saw some A-style banners at the Moto-GP and checked out their website - their logo looks like 2 I guy taking another from behind. Now I know why they're called A-style.

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