egotistician

an expert in the human ego

According to egotisticians, a staggering 93% of Urban Dictionary definitions are the product of egotistic thought patterns in an effort to perpetuate egocentric concepts beyond the limited confines of the individual human minds to which those patterns' origins can be traced.

spaceyness

Spaceyness is a feeling. Imagine, you are in the desert. Surrounded by rocks, boulders, stones, and the occasional cactus. Think of the SOLIDITY of these objects. Now, imagine the way you would feel if you suddenly discovered that all of it, the rocks, boulders, stones, and even cactus - were made of styrofoam. Imagine the solidity lost.

The feeling of losing solidity is spaceyness.

Since I've been doing these meditations, I've been feeling a lot more spaceyness. Especially, in my relationships. I'd like to spend more time with my loved ones, and build a stronger social fabric around me, for comfort.

Oomer

1. One who linguistically signals their personal endorsement of archetypal theories of social fragmentation, particularly (but not exclusively) fragmentation of an inter-generational nature.

2. One who unreservedly perpetuates words ending in "-oomer," such as Boomer, Bloomer, Doomer, Gloomer, Zoomer, and similar permutations.

Ok, oomer.

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built different

Retarded.

That's Wingman. He's built different.

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