The LSC ICC

The LSC ICC (La Salle College Internet Culture Club) is an Interest club created in the year 2021-2022. They have a photo-taking competition, in which the prizes are discord nitro and spotify premium. Moreover, they rickroll students so as to attract them to join the club. They play rickroll about once per 5 minutes. Watching the rickroll video has become the new favourite recess activity of class 1D 2021-2022.

(Before assembly)
(some 1D students are looking at the screen)
student A: look the rugby club
student B: boo
A: look badminton club
B: boo
A: Robotics
B: boo
A: science
B: yay the LSC ICC will be played next
A: ICC
B: (loud voice) GUYS COME HERE!!!
(whole class comes)
(rickroll plays)
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!

australopithecus

an australopithecus is an ape who was so lucky it became a human

how to write a letter

Dear australopithecus,
…………

Wan Lo

Junior Music Teacher. Sings a very bad version of the Chinese Anthem. Sings Putonghua very bad.

Wan Lo ver:
⋯⋯把我們的血(xiè)肉(yòu)，築(zú)成我們新的長城⋯⋯
⋯⋯中(zōng)華(wá)民族⋯⋯
⋯⋯最後的吼(hǎo)聲⋯⋯
⋯⋯我們萬眾(zòng)一心⋯⋯

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Vocaloid Squad

==Introduction to the Vocaloid Squad==
The vocaloid squad consists of basically Hatsune Miku(16) (the real one + a few fakes), the Kagamine Twins (14) (Rin+Len+more fakes), and a few more not widely known people.

Notable fakes include Hatsune Miku 2.0 (発音ミク）who drives the Hayabusa H5.

Here, we include the UTAUloid Squad, led by Kasane Teto (31)

A: The Vocaloid Squad has to be the best…
B: yes if you include UTAU…
me: wao~~ vocaloid squad so cute~~~~~~~~~~~~~

everyone: simp

hmm………

D-backs bullpen

D-backs is short for Diamondbacks. The bullpen of this team ruins nearly every lead the excellent starting pitchers gets, from Randy Johnson to Zac Gallen. Bullpen problems have been with this team since 1998 when they appeared, and they haven't gotten better. Indeed, in 2021 and 2022, the bullpen lost 41 games apiece, a franchise record. The bullpen is one of the problems which ruin an otherwise good team and a title contender, another notable problem being the Torey Lovoullo mindset, which states that all prospects who arrive in the MLB late in the season should be replaced with bad but old players so as to keep the prospect status for another year to vie for the ROY title. This appeared in the Carroll/Luplow problem in Sep 2022.

Also used to refer to 'absolute trash'.

Dude, the D-backs bullpen blew another lead by Zac Gallen. What a shame.

Arizona Diamondbacks

A team which was good in '01 but is now pure crap.

'01 D-backs: RANDY JOHNSON + CURT SCHILLING! HA!!!!!!!!!!
The Arizona Diamondbacks since then: oh no our relief pitchers are really really really really bad

Mr. Simon Lo

Mr. Simon Lo
Teacher in LSC
Weight: 250lb+
BMI: 30+
Age: 59 (as of 15.2.2022)
Enemy: Mr. Au Yeung Chuk Kwong
Diseases: diabetes
Teaching Subjects: Integrated Science, Physics
Likes: jokes, shouting in lab, recording video, 曬命
Dislikes: Mr. Au Yeung, sweetened coffee, people playing in lab, people not submitting homework, people laughing at his 'magnificent physique'

Mr. Simon Lo daily:

wake up
eat
run to catch the bus (but fails)
walks to school
falls down
walks again
gets to school
goes up
waves hand
punch Mr. Au Yeung on the head
waves hand again
goes to toilet
(last 4 items x10)
rushes to catch 42 bus back home (then fails again)
waits and catches next bus
gets back home
eats
records video
eats again
plays Chinese music
eats
sleeps

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