Vita

Vita is a nickname for the kind of friend who is obviously the best in the group. 'Vita' basically has supernatural abilities and can do whatever the fuck he wants whenever he wants. He's basically God, if he wanted he could feed all the people who don't get food before they sleep. He has also lifted a cheetah out of a well, though. That was pretty cool. Anyways, he's the almighty overseer so don't fuck with him or he'll fuck you up

Henry: Hey, have you seen Vita anywhere?

Dumbass retard who doesn't know who Vita is: Who's Vita?

*Vita appears from thin air*
Vita: I'm just dat nigga

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