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Elijah

Elijah is an E/I NFP personality type. around some, he is an absolute fucking moron that won't stop talking, but to others, he is a charming person who (under the right pretenses) can brighten your day. he is a jack of all trades, but master of none. He has a witty, deadpan humor, and if you get him mad, he will fucking obliterate you with facts. even if he's wrong, he will never admit it. his manner may annoy you at first, but after a while, he will become endearing. If he likes you, he would never tell you. This is his major downfall, though, as he's been fixated on this one girl for like 2 years and he wont fucking let it go even though i should.

Elijah is pretty gay man

by     October 21, 2018

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Elijah

Smegga handsome, but also the biggest mamook on the cross country team. He enjoys fortnite, rocket league, beat saber, osu!

My friend Elijah likes boys

by     November 13, 2021


ELIJAH

MY baby daddy I would let this nigga blow my back tf out like I love this man with all my hearttt even tho he don’t know I rlly do love him he prolly don’t feel the same but idgaf😛❤️

Person: “Omg is that Elijah”
Me:“Yea bitch why do u care”

by     April 22, 2022


Elijah

Super hot and muscular guy with a HUGE penis.

Look at how big his muscles are, he must take inspo from Elijah

by     November 27, 2024


Elijah

Someone who for very obvious reasons, gets the least amount of pussy out of everyone he knows. If you know an Elijah, there is a large chance he has never even seen a titty before.

Elijah has negative bitches

by     April 4, 2023


Elijah

The sole reason abortion exists

Elijah is an accident

by     April 4, 2023


Elijah

Elijah is a the kind of guy who seems cool at first but then you realize he's not. He's not the type of guy you'll go talk to without knowing his name. He's has fair amount of friends and usually dates one of them and after he's done with that one he will move on to the next.

Elijah is usually a ginger

by     July 14, 2021