cerealpooper

When you girlfriend poop a lot

When me and the misses go out she’s a right cerealpooper

peenkug

a coat to keep your penis warm

“Dang man, it’s so cold. Can I borrow your peenkug?”

peenkug

a little coat for your penis to keep it warm

“Dang man. It’s so cold, can I borrow your peenkug?”

hoe blaster

A very small gun a girl can carry in her purse for self defense or if Starbucks runs out of pumpkin spice lattes

Britney scared off Karen at Trader Joe’s by tellin’ her she’d cap her with her hoe blaster

prick

difficult man

Jimmy is such a prick

Riow

They are the sweetest person ever with the most unique name in the WORLD!

Person1:They are so nice.
Person2:Yea.
Person3:Must be a Riow.

UJWU?

UWJU? is an acronym that translates to “you just woke up.” It’s a polite and brief way of asking if someone they’re available to talk

UJWU? I wanted to know if you were going to Williams birthday party tomorrow ?