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The study of Don Toliver, Don Toliverâs music, and overall study of Don Toliverâs career
âVitali is the professor of Dontologyâ
National believe in bigfoot day
Person 1: bigfoot is real
Person2:what?
Person1:it's October 20
Camille Vasquez: Felt cute, might go fuck up Amber Turd's whole life today lol.
There is only one. And heâs one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. Itâs rumored that heâs the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause thereâs nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didnât ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
SQUAAAAAAAT!!
Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!
An old Italian woman who whispers loudly, so that everyone can hear her and in turn, embarrasses herself and everyone around her
Everyone heard my what my mom was saying because she is an Italian Whisperer
An old Italian woman who thinks she is whispering but speaks so loudly that everyone can hear; in turn, embarrassing herself and everyone around her
Everyone heard what my mom said because she is an Italian whisperer.