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that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move doesnât work and you start to realize that everyone youâve ever been with has been faking itâ¦.
I went to the Truman Show last night with a girl from the bar; I executed my patented move, the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop and she pushed started laughing at me.
A Snoop Dogg level of high, ultra stoned or a heavy trip of cannabis.
Wanna watch a movie and get mungbeaned?
Literally just the sexiest guy with the biggest penis you could imagine! He's perfect in every way, an amazing person, charming, funny, and even black!
"Have you hung out with Jacob recently?"
"Oh my god that guy?! I would let him do ANYTHING to me"
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a scrawny white boy who wont shut the fuck up about his mustang
shut up your being such a jacob
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Jacob is has real hart for people he cares about and he's super good looking
A lot of people dont trust him because where he's from but if you get to know him you'll love him
Look its "Jacob"
Jacob is the prettiest guy around. He's tall and skinny but in a way it's attractive. He has brown hair and brown eyes. Jacob is kind and friendly, sort of intelligent but he doesnt really show it, he has a very good sense of humour and makes those around him laugh. Jacob is a very quiet and anti-social person though. However he is great in relationships, though he chooses to be in them quiet rarely. If you manage to get in a relationship with him, consider yourself lucky. Cherish him always and don't break up with him, you will miss him once hes gone.
Person A: Hey whose that cute guy over there?
Person B: Oh thats Jacob
Person A: He's so cute, i wonder if he has a girlfriend