Step 1. Woman assumes crab-walk position to look like a table
Step 2. Prepare a steamy⦠mocha and place it on the womanâs naval
Step 3. The woman gives the man a slobbery as fuck blow job
Step 4. When the man is ready, he climaxes into the steamy mocha and then proceeds to stir said coffee with his third member
Step 5. The steamy mocha is then consumed by both involved
Gorl, last night Joe and I tried a zebra mocha for the first time⦠da-lish
A day declared NATIONAL GAMER DAY. The day was created in retaliation to the furry's declaration of national furry day on the 15th of april.
Me: What day is it?
You: Its April 16th
Me: Oh cool, Its national gamer day
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She/nakiree is the type to shut u to up wit a ass whooping and not only that sheâs funny some times corny,sheâs a lovey girl an very loyal to those around her and sheâs the sweetest and most kind person to come sheâs my look mean but her heart is as pure as can be
I saw ânakireeâ today and she was the sweetest girl ever
An abbreviation that can mean two different things.
For some it's Sonic Adventure
For others it Sexual Assualt
Sonic Fan: wow I forgot how much I love sa!
Person: what the fuck did you just say!?!
Sonic Fan: I love sa?
Person: I don't think I can be friends with someone who openly admits to loving sexual assualt