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When you kinda have to piss, see the urinal and then the urge is so bad that you feel like you are about to piss your pants.
I kinda had to pee and then Pavloâs Penis made me almost piss my pants.
very sweet guy but has a lil bit of a temper would very much be funny
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When you've had unprotected sex with too many women from downriver Michigan and your ejaculate resembles a yellowish hued clam chowder.
Man, I gotta start using condoms, I gave this girl a facial last night and it was chunky downriver clam chowder that came out. Felt like heaven but it burnt like hell ¹