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A good person that makes friends easily, gets good grades. No girls like jakes but it is ok. Jakes are cool keep secrets always cheers people up, always a simp and never let's a girl down.
Hey Jake can I talk to you, my teacher gave me a 85%
Hey yeah I can help you after classs
The name of a badass handicapped marine who goes to space and becomes a tall strong blue alien. Then kicks the s*** out of a mining corporation.
Person1:did you hear what jake just did
Person2:no what
Person1:he beat a mining corporation
Person2: thatâs really cool
Has a big cock like really big he's great at fucking don't let him go
I can't wait to fuck jake later.
A nigga that reads urban dictionaryâs to prove he has a big dickð
Jake just stop
A good dude who's sexuality is always questioned along the lines of being metrosexual. This is often due to being hygienic and taking care of himself. Jake always is there for people and while working on self improvement will always take time for a friend
Wow, that guy takes care of himself. Is he straight?
Oh, that's Jake, he's metrosexual.
A very cool guy and a refrence to the famous Jake from State Farm.
"Who is it?"
"It's Jake from State Farm!"