Farquaad

When you grab someone by the nipples and don't let go until they say "Not my gumdrop buttons.".

My girlfriend was really mad when I farquaaded her.

Sovo

Short for souvlaki in aus

I had the best ‘sovo’ for lunch today.

Working the taint

To work between Christmas and New Year, usually 27th to 31st December (Non-Bank Holidays, and Weekends), refers to the bit of skin between your anus and scrotum or vagina, the taint.

I've no annual leave left, looks like I'm working the taint this year.

Ziza

That one girl who is going to become future pirate king

Sum guy: Ayo Ziza is running away with our food!
Other guy: run after her!!!!

KLRFL

When u have 5 people who jump on eachother and one peepee gets suck

Last night I did a KLRFL with the guyd

Take the scenic root

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.

Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)

chessperiment

While playing chess, choosing the unexplored and risky move over the familiar and safe one, or trying irrational psychological tactics just to see how it goes.

-What's with the smile?
-Chessperimenting.
...
-Did it work?
-Nah, I lost a knight.