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When you think someone is cute but wanna be quirky

You’re cute 🤎

by     November 26, 2021


Pessi

Pessi is the name of a mythological creature, said to have originated from Buenos Aires. Despite having scored over six hundred tap-ins and penalties, - as well as the odd flukey goal, - legends say he disappeared after being handed a World Cup trophy at the expense of skilful French and Croatian sides. Many people have claimed to see him drifting around the Parc Des Princes, trying to add to his tapestry of tap-ins, yet there are no reports of him having been spotted in a defensive position. Whether or not he has ever existed is debatable.

Pessi had a crestfallen look on his face as he leaned against the Bayern goalpost, just like a finished player. His anguish was evident, as he ran swiftly to the dressing room following Gnabry’s stellar strike to make it 3-0, not stopping to console his heartbroken fan.

by     March 9, 2023

9👍 7👎


Pessi

A fellow Argentinian who is famous for missing penalty and known for his famous retirement

My man pessi also known as Eibar man

by     October 30, 2022

6👍 5👎


Pessi

Pessi is a ghost and penalty merchant who only appears when his team play against Bolivia or Eibar. People call him pen stealer

A: When was the last time you saw Pessi
B: Oh it was a few months ago. He stole pens and then disappeared.

by     January 13, 2022

2👍 2👎


Preet

She’s is very pretty and crazy and is a good friend she is always there for you whenever u need her but it’s very mean

Hey Preet

Preet:stfu bitch

by     November 22, 2021


The Greatest Word

in which you find peace, you find this word

the greatest word found when you find peace within yourself

by     December 10, 2020


ubgac

A gamertag for people who have the penis size of a double a battery

Levi’s gamertag is Ubgac

by     June 6, 2021