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Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by     August 3, 2023


Maxyn

Someone who is one of a kind; the odd one out and a person full of wisdom and creativity. She is unique, witty, and has a really good personality. She is someone who would look very intimidating at first but deep down is actually a very bubbly, sweet person with a good sense of humor.

What makes Maxyn so unique?

by     August 15, 2021


Mangione

Verb. To execute a member of the wealthy elite, for the precieved greater good.

Potential uses

"If my boss doesn't watch it, I am going to mangione her good!

"I plan to mangione someone in my lifetime, just need to decide who"

"Hey jerk! Listen here. While your eating lobster and living off others suffering. My family is eating yesterdays newspaper, we are the ones suffering! That's why I am about to Mangione you!"

"Last weekend I Mangioned the CEO of Fox, but no one noticed, or cared.... Because it was Fox"

"Thank you, sir for this amazing opportunity to become the CEO of your company, due to the fear of being Mangioned, I am afraid I cannot accept the position"

by     December 11, 2024


Weaponized Incompetence

Someone who pretends they can't do something so you'll do it for them

My coworker is the human form if weaponized Incompetence

by     December 24, 2023


Mario Karted

Going from a high placement to a very low placement in a short amount of time due to the randomized items in any kart racing game. The term is most commonly used in the Mario Kart series, it’s namesake, but can also be used in other racing party games like Garfield Kart or Team Sonic Racing.

Person A:Wow, I’m dominating this race!
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)

by     June 29, 2023


NAVRACHANA UNIVERSITY

a place that believes education beyond books for a world what it looks

Navrachana University is known as one of the best place to study for higher education

by     November 30, 2021


Solered

"To murder a baseball or to end its life mercifully."

Did you see the 460ft moonshot he just hit?!?

Yeah man he solered that thing. Absolutely gone.

by     November 3, 2021