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The speed of a cheetah.
The strength of a silverback gorilla.
The passion of a French poet.
The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.
The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.
Jake Gottesman literally left me speechless last night.
Christian, saved member of the new kingdom.
Basketball Enthusiast, Outdoorsman, Snowboarder.
Nicknamed Squiggles
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"Elijah Squyres is a snowboarder.
Australian, verb: to waste time; to spend time in unnecessary and/or unproductive activities; to muck around; to faff about.
Derived from the late great comedian John Clarke's commentary on the obscure but magnificent (and totally nonexistent) sport of farnarkeling.
The leadership team as usual just farnarkled about for the whole strategic retreat, all they produced were some hangovers and a few irrelevant flip charts covered with sticky notes.
All you ever do is farnarkle. Will you just bloody well finish the dishes?
"In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet."
to be high off your ass after smoking some of that good good.