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Maja

Eingebildet, arrogant, unsympatisch

eww maja

by     September 16, 2020

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Maja

Maja is the best sister you could ever have :DD
She is adventurous, pretty, courageous, crazy and kind! She is always up to new things and thinking about things.

She can be a lot inside her own head but when she comes back on Earth it's a real pleasure to have her!!
She can be mean with her little sister and traumatize her but don't worry, it's only to make her stronger ;P
She's really invested in her friends' life. She is there even if it can be complicated because she had her own problem.
Overall, get a Maja big sister caus' there is no better sister than a Maja

Little sister: Talk with me, I'm boooored
Maja: No lol

by     July 31, 2024


small titty goth gf

your goth gf who is apart of the itty bitty titty committee

hey, thats my small titty goth gf!

by     October 23, 2020


Rejection

When a male ejaculates, puts it back, and re-ejaculates.

Girl: "i JUST GOT REJECTED BY JUSTIN!"

Girl 2 "what does that mean?"
Girl:When a male ejaculates, puts it back, and re-ejaculates."
Girl 2: "why do i hang out with you?"
Girl 1: " rejection"

by     September 14, 2020


Rejection

When a male ejaculates, puts it back, and re-ejaculates.

Girl: "i JUST GOT REJECTED BY JUSTIN!"

Girl 2 "what does that mean?"
Girl:When a male ejaculates, puts it back, and re-ejaculates."
Girl 2: "why do i hang out with you?"
Girl 1: " rejection"

by     September 14, 2020


Skerbompulling

To jump on a trampoline while eating a disgusting amount of skittles naked

"Hey caleb let's go skerbompulling I just bought a trampoline and skittles"

by     April 2, 2024


WWMD

What Would Matt Do?

When you are trying to throw a party in a cornfield, find an abandoned warehouse, or smoke a J & fuck shit up you ask yourself “WWMD?” Matt always knows the place

:“Hey bro let’s go somewhere fucked up tonight. You know a place?”
: i don’t know, but “WWMD?”

by     January 16, 2022