Stephen hawk-ing

When the head so fire that your cerebral cortex shuts down completely resulting in complete paralysis.

(On computer monitor) bro last night was crazy she gave me a stephen hawk-ing

Pause game

How rapid a user can pause on a frame on global platform, TikTok

Person 1: “Bro, Shelly just posted on TikTok!”
Person 2: “Cool, is it a slideshow?”
Person!1: “No, it’s a video where you have to pause.”
Person 2: “Nah bro, my pause game is so bad!.”

MeYow!™

A term of excitement, shock, sadness, or arousal coined by Mikayla

Mikayla cookie Bizzness is booming!!!!

Mikayla: MeYow!™

Ao3

One of the best places to read smut. Even better than wattpad, but the smut there is all getting taken down :/ Has some of the best smut stories I ever read

I love ao3! Has some of the best porn I've ever read

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snasserglatter

a person or thing thats not all there

dude ur such a snasserglatter

i sleep naked

the worst fucking larry fanfic to exist

whats your favorite larry fic?
probably i sleep naked
*runs away*

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I sleep naked

Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say you’re stupid and go.

Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, it’s one of my favourites!

Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.

Person A: what should I read then?

Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.

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