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Darian (f)

Darian is the kind of girl you never want to meet. She is fake and will stab you in the back for nothing. She talks shit about everyone, even her closest friends. She's a user. Most of her friends are only kept around because of what they can do for her, what they can give, or for having something she wants. She's notoriously lazy. She's an awful person who would demand the shirt off your back and get angry and blow up on you if you have the audacity to say no. No is not a word she is accustomed to hearing. Darian is also poor, but likes to live a bougie lifestyle. If you have money, she will find a way to get you to pay for everything. Sometimes she will actually promise to pay you back. She never actually will though, and always conveniently remembers only owing 1/5 of what she owes. She's the daughter of a stripper, and it shows. She comes from a family of white trash hick addicts. It also shows. She's manipulative as hell and a pathological liar. She cheats on her boyfriends. She's a horrible friend. Don't let her get her claws into you or you'll never break free, at least not without some serious damage and heavy scars.

Darian (f)

Shit, Darian's calling. Wonder what she wants now. Hello? Darian, my grandma died yesterday. I can't drive you around and then do that huge thing for you that you will then take all the credit for. Wow Darian called me a bitch and hung up on me. Oh wow, now Darian is posting all over social media about how bad of a friend I am. And her fake friends and the guys that want to sleep with her are feeding into her bullshit. That's Darian, I guess. Happens all the time.

by     January 1, 2022


Toxic Lesbianinity

When a lesbian chooses to adopt the opinions of and behave like toxic men: i.e. aggressively compete and dominate others
devalue women, and engaging in wanton violence.

I can’t stand playing golf with Liz and her wife, Piper. Piper is such an example of toxic lesbianinity. She gets so angry if she loses, blames it on Liz, and throws her golf clubs.

by     March 24, 2021


One shirt

What you call a guy that only wears one shirt to work

Hey one shirt, great to see you have washed but not ironed again foray.

by     November 12, 2022


harries

an individual who is so obsessed with harry styles that they have an entire fandom. simular to directioners harries put there obsessions into profit (stickers posters and phone cases)

person 1: oh your on pintrest! what are you looking at?
person 2: i’m watching harry styles pin board ideas…
person 1: i love harries! the fandom is a huge safe space!

by     June 12, 2022


Harry

A man who has a huge fucking cock bigger than a blue whale with three ends to pleasure multiply women at once and ejaculate enough milk for the entire world to feast upon.

Woah look over there it's a Harry. I Want to fuck him

by     November 23, 2021


Harry

Overcompensating for micro-penis. The general feeling of shame you and displeasure you get at having a small, tiny, microscopic penis :(

Man, my Harry is so tiny it's cringe

by     March 30, 2024


pisscious

A word that sounds similar to 'suspicious', but used to describe someone who really has to pee/has a full bladder.

My my, I've been feeling pisscious for nearly an hour now.

Jeremy has been acting pisscious ever since his cousin went into the bathroom, which was half an hour ago.

by     August 3, 2021