you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card

I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!

Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS

Wrong

The number one fear when working on a test. This is a life or death situation in a test.

Dan: I got a question wrong on the test
John: Oh no... that means the teacher is going to go crazy again!

i kindly ask you to go fuck off

Polite way of saying "fuck off"

Guy 2: fucking with Guy 1
Guy 1: (Is frustrated) i kindly ask you to go fuck off.

9999

this is the year when the universe just doesn't exist. it just doesn't. nothing exists anymore. even me- +_F_FGdsgogeeo-se-awf-goaw-g_SI)FDGISOGGIoeiw9gsASFMKgskgmi AAAH -not existing anymore-

The year is 9999, and it is the year that YOU SHOULD FUCKING STOP SEARCHING UP THE YEARS

when the impostor is not sus

wait, WHAT THE F***

Guy 1: when the impostor is not sus
Guy 2: not funny didnt laugh

common

po** definitions on urbandictionary.com are the most common thing to come across.

Guy 1: I am going to search up "Melon" on urbandictionary.com
Melon:
Said when extreme c**ming happens.
Guy 1: Uhh, is this really common on urbandictionary.com?

Chronic Boredom

It's what I have currently.

Guy 1: Why aren't you doing your homework?
Guy 2: I feel like I have Chronic Boredom... I have nothing to do... I have no interest in anything....