Bacon Fluffernutter

Donut + Bacon + Peanut Butter + Marshmallow = Diabetes

Dude: I had a bacon fluffernutter at the Minnesota State Fair.
Dudette: WOW, and you lived to tell the tale??!!

Gategate

A future Watergate type scandal related to media’s use of the suffix -gate.

Dude: Did you see Gategate?
Dudette: It was awful.
Dude: I know.