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A Trump puppet,
usually too afraid to tell Trump anything so they kiss his a$$.
And they're a total simp for him...
They're really afraid in reality, but as soon as he gets out of office they are going to make FUN of HIM.
Ron Desantis: Trump I really don't think this is rig-
Trump: Don't think that I haven't forgot about you and Jessica.
Ron Desantis: OKAY OKAY please don't tell my wife Mr.President Trump sir...
Trump: Than. Do. What. I. SAY.
Ron Desantis: Y- Ye- Yes si- sir-....
Trump: Good, that goes for all of you too!
Everyone Republican in the White house: {Goes in total silence, then looks away and starts working quietly.}
Trump: My plan is finally almost complete, thanks to all me, and my little Truppets...
A really boring place, but you used sarcasm to make it sound more appealing.
Because as if life couldn't get any more interesting...
Trip 2 da Bahamazzz
Mom: "JIMMY TIME FOR ScHoOl!"
Jimmy: "Time to go for a trip 2 da Bhamazzz... :( "
Somebody who thinks that Logic is not real, mainly because they don't have logic nor common sense. But just look at the music artist... He's real right?
Logimacl people~
Jimmy: EH-MAH-GAWD!! Look at that girl, do you think she'll ask me out?
JimmyJohns: Jimmy, that's just not Logical...
Jimmy: Well than there is no logic... LOOK! SHE'S WALKING TWOARDS ME!!!!
JimmyJohns: Oh boy...
Wendy's: EH-MAH-GAWWWWD!!! It's my long lost brother Jimmy!!!
Jimmy: Long lost brother???
Wendy's: Didn't you know? You're adopted silly...
{Takes off mask, shows true form as Chick~fil~a cow..}
Jimmy: NOOOOO!!!
JimmyJohns: Logimacl people, am I right?
Jim