I'm Fine

I'm fucked up, insecure, neurotic, and egocentric

Dude 1: "Hey man are you okay?"
Dude 2, sitting on floor, staring into space: "I'm fine."

Drum Major

That one senior that at least 4 kids have dated and at least 1 freshman has a crush on.
Is also known as the cult leader in some cases

Band directors personal servant

The Drum Major was made to grab something the band director couldn’t get