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Highland Park

Highland Park in Dallas Texas, is often refereed to as the bubble by those fortunate enough to be cultured and live outside of it. Truth be told, the real name is The Park Cities.

Highland Park is often wrongly judged by those who live inside the Bubble, and those who don't.

People who live in Highland Park, often refereed to as parkies, think that Highland Park is the most glorious place on earth. To them, being able to give highschoolers $60,000 SUVs, smoke weed and go to church the next day, and dye their hair blonde in their mcmansion is the absolute best way to live. They are your typical conservative christian white snobs, who have probably never even seen anyone with some colour in their skin and have absolutely no idea that countries other than America have electricity.

On the other hand, other Texans live under the impression that Highland Park life is glamourous and that all parkies are snobs. Whilst it is TRUE that a vast majority of them are snobs, people in Highland Park glamorize their Cadillac Escalade and huge houses to much. Truth be told, the Cadillac is just a GM (as is the average Texans Chevy), and their house is just an elongated of version of the typical track home.

In the end, Highland Park is just a typical rich bitch american subarb. Except this time with texans, which just makes it a whole lot more intense.

"Look at that blonde bitch in the tracksuit and killer heels!"
"Yea man...bet she is from Highland Park"

"OMG lyk i'm from Highland Park and i listen to like blackpeople music and drive my Escalade to school cuz my mommy and daddy are docotrs"

by オミ April 15, 2010

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